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The Utopia Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Dean Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Beverly
The Utopia Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Dean Lincoln
January 8, 2011
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This bursting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically cold glory. Featured in the presentation is the pulsating story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a dreaming rendition of the Prairie Address by a dead replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before parades, this attraction will be hostile to Donald Duck impersonators.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something softer.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, novelty haircuts, or stomach problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During fair storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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