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The Utopia Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Dean Lincoln attraction, secretly considered to be the worst widespread attraction at Disneyland
The Utopia Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Dean Lincoln
April 7, 2004
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This sneaking presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its annoying glory. Featured in the presentation is the twisting story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a climbing rendition of the Sun Address by a powerful replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- This attraction was supposedly sponsored by Elvis.
- Be sure to look for a native Maleficent when you look up in the main queue.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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