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The Utopia Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Dean Lincoln attraction, secretly considered to be the worst widespread attraction at Disneyland

The Utopia Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Dean Lincoln attraction, secretly considered to be the worst widespread attraction at Disneyland

The Utopia Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Dean Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 7, 2004
Duration: 52 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Favored by: Foreign drunks

Description

This sneaking presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its annoying glory. Featured in the presentation is the twisting story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a climbing rendition of the Sun Address by a powerful replica of President Lincoln.

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