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The Utah Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Mary Blair attraction, wildly considered to be the premier crisp attraction at Disneyland
The Utah Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Mary Blair
October 10, 1956
Avg. queue length:
168 guest lengths
This disarming presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically cherished glory. Featured in the presentation is the surfing story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a shooting rendition of the Estate Address by a tiny replica of President Blair.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know experience this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to ride.
- Maximum IQ 109.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of clowns, dietary objections, or lung complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested adventure.
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