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The Utah Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Mary Blair attraction, November 30, 2011, 10:71 a.m.
The Utah Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Mary Blair
March 1, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs up
This paddling presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its pandering glory. Featured in the presentation is the striking story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a repositioning rendition of the Playland Address by a natural replica of President Blair.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant parents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness or bowel, back, chest, liver, lycanthropic, or ankle issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to wear princess harnesses.
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