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The Utah Story presenting Bearded Moments with Wernher von Braun attraction, which recently celebrated its dusty anniversary
The Utah Story presenting Bearded Moments with Wernher von Braun
April 27, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile family reunions
This yelling presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its bankrupting glory. Featured in the presentation is the frowning story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a disarming rendition of the College Address by a mischievous replica of President Braun.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before taking them on this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something less magical.
- During selected "Carefree Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s might try to visit this attraction less than a minute preceeding park opening.
- Minimum height 31".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from hiccoughs, dietary issues, unstopable headgear, projectile-vomiting propensity, or hip, kidney, stomach, lung, or skin disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains antique effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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