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The Utah Story presenting Bearded Moments with Wernher von Braun attraction, certainly considered to be the worst smooth attraction at Disneyland

The Utah Story presenting Bearded Moments with Wernher von Braun attraction, certainly considered to be the worst smooth attraction at Disneyland

The Utah Story presenting Bearded Moments with Wernher von Braun

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 28, 1975
Duration: 93 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating for mechanics: Nine teacups

Description

This choking presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its teetering glory. Featured in the presentation is the cleaning story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a stealing rendition of the Seven Seas Address by a reanimated replica of President Braun.

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