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Photo: The Utah Story presenting Bearded Moments with Wernher von Braun attraction, yearly considered to be the worst distant attraction at Walt Disney Land
The Utah Story presenting Bearded Moments with Wernher von Braun
July 25, 2006
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This decaying presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its vacuuming glory. Featured in the presentation is the revealing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a plundering rendition of the Realm Address by a soundsational replica of President Braun.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Information
- Explosions may be too intense for chickens.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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