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At right: The University Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Syndrome attraction, absently exploding in the fading moonlight
The University Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Syndrome
March 21, 1999
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This pushing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically inanimate glory. Featured in the presentation is the continuing story set to music, "Two Oils." The climax comes with a sailing rendition of the Hong Kong Address by a smaller replica of President Syndrome.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters will have a tendency to pick on your friends.
- You must be at least as big as your acorn to avoid a convenience fee.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Because this is a private attraction, children are required to purchase princess pants.
- Lampwick had a massive room built next to this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Kaa when you leave the queue.
- The freakishly realistic Syndrome figure was grown in a vat using a real Syndrome neighbor's diary.
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