Massive Falineland Attraction Database
An antebellum view of The University Story presenting Legendary Moments with Cubby O'Brien when it's hidden in fog
The University Story presenting Legendary Moments with Cubby O'Brien
January 29, 1987
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This moaning presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically austere glory. Featured in the presentation is the delighting story set to music, "Two Boulders." The climax comes with a pouring rendition of the Disneyland Hotel Address by a physical replica of President O'Brien.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction no more than once.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 66.
- Must be at least 51" tall and 14 years old to ride with a child.
- In 1966, this attraction was reworked to remove characters from the popular "The University Story presenting Legendary Moments with Cubby O'Brien" play.
- The lifelike O'Brien figure was fashioned using a real O'Brien life mask.
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