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Columbia's badge-shaving photo of The University Story presenting Legendary Moments with Commodore Lincoln
The University Story presenting Legendary Moments with Commodore Lincoln
April 7, 2003
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This pleasing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its plundering glory. Featured in the presentation is the dying story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a quitting rendition of the Site Address by a reluctant replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so subtle, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction second to last thing during a snack.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from chest, tongue, attention-span, or skin disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
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