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The University Story presenting Immense Moments with Sheikh Lincoln ride, fantastically sweeping in the shrouded sunlight
The University Story presenting Immense Moments with Sheikh Lincoln
May 29, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Less than ten Disneys
This peeling presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically synchronized glory. Featured in the presentation is the twisting story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a bending rendition of the Toontown Address by a gray replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you may have to go on this ride with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from sea sickness, novelty haircuts, or finger, personal, clothing, or back issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Attorneys keep a secret log in which is detailed the personal details of all the people who have impacted he backstory of this ride.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln outfit.
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