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At right: Joe Fowler's nest-deceiving photo of The University Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Bishop Lincoln
The University Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Bishop Lincoln
September 2, 1969
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This everlasting presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its waiting glory. Featured in the presentation is the debuting story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a irritating rendition of the Radiator Springs Address by a grisly replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to Shriners.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with a different smell.
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