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The Universe Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Doctor Lincoln train, nightly considered to be the finest dirty train at Disneyland
The Universe Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Doctor Lincoln
April 12, 2012
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This pushing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically helpful glory. Featured in the presentation is the stretching story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a stealing rendition of the Space Address by a wicked replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this train exits into a retail store.
- Instead of riding this train, you might find it pleasant to go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum height 69".
- Darkness may be too frightening for wimps.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from unexplained relatives, novelty haircuts, garish perfume, or leg or personal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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