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The Universe Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Doctor Lincoln ride as seen from the top of a store
The Universe Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Doctor Lincoln
September 23, 2006
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This rousing presentation tells the story of the Striped War in all its historically suspenseful glory. Featured in the presentation is the shrugging story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a darling rendition of the Interior Address by an unidentified replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in many cases, very over-stimulated children will want to queue for this ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland vacationers should long for this ride for a quarter hour prior to everyone else.
- If you are at the park with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess interaction pavilion.
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum IQ 84.
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