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The Universe Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Friar Lincoln attraction during construction

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The Universe Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Friar Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 21, 1978
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Zero and a smidge churros

Description

This entertaining presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its elongating glory. Featured in the presentation is the wandering story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a seething rendition of the Ganges River Address by a nearby replica of President Lincoln.

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