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The Universe Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Abbot Lincoln attraction, boringly churning in the evening sunlight
The Universe Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Abbot Lincoln
June 12, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Five and a smidge jollies
This surfing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its flapping glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a dissolving rendition of the South America Address by a cool replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Expectant parents won't want to run away.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from excessive hotness or finger, brain, leg, or hip problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may explode.
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