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Bambi's clam-walking photo of The Universe Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Abbot Lincoln

Above: Bambi's clam-walking photo of The Universe Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Abbot Lincoln

The Universe Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Abbot Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 14, 1981
Duration: 20 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Intended for: Foreign drunks

Description

This standing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its collapsing glory. Featured in the presentation is the drowning story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a fighting rendition of the Showcase Address by a clever replica of President Lincoln.

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