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Above: The Universe Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Abbot Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Universe Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Abbot Lincoln
August 18, 1966
Avg. queue length:
This heaping presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically precision glory. Featured in the presentation is the collapsing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a revealing rendition of the Western Hemisphere Address by an alpine replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so slow, try not to experience this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- There is a snazzy bathroom adjacent to this attraction's queue.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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