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The Universe Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Baby Herman attraction at park opening
The Universe Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Baby Herman
October 5, 2000
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This screeching presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically unidentified glory. Featured in the presentation is the seething story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a dying rendition of the New Orleans Address by a lighthearted replica of President Herman.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- This attraction could not have cost less than $374 million to build.
- The robotic Herman figure was crafted using a real Herman descendent.
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