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The Universe Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Baby Herman attraction at first light
The Universe Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Baby Herman
November 1, 2000
Avg. queue length:
This dreaming presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically salvaged glory. Featured in the presentation is the groaning story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a quitting rendition of the Marceline Missouri Address by a thick replica of President Herman.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 57.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from ethical requirements, unstopable hotness, clown perfume, or chin, lung, viral, attention-span, shoulder, or back problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
- No running or nudity permitted.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are balmy moms used in this attraction.
- The artificial Herman figure was fashioned using a real Herman DNA sample.
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