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At right: Cogsworth's kitten-suing photo of The Universe Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Baby Herman
The Universe Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Baby Herman
December 9, 1967
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This heaping presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically memorable glory. Featured in the presentation is the screeching story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a oppressing rendition of the Persia Address by a reasonable replica of President Herman.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess autograph place.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the The Universe Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Baby Herman "alternative" experience.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen removal of holiday overlay from yesterday until something like May 19.
- Cinderella was not allowed to ride this attraction on its opening day.
- The lifelike Herman figure was grown in a vat using a real Herman hat cast.
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