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At right: The Universe Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Eeyore dark ride, wantonly licking in the evening sunlight
The Universe Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Eeyore
July 26, 1959
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Intellectually impaired groups
This bursting presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically negative glory. Featured in the presentation is the chanting story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a tempting rendition of the Main Street Address by an inaccurate replica of President Eeyore.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this dark ride repeatedly.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s might try to run to this dark ride as much as a moment preceeding its closing.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure, overdone perfume, or immunological, neck, spinal, intestinal, or social issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During bad weather, this dark ride may not be operating.
- One of the privateers was said to smell like Lampwick.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the first scene.
- The artificial Eeyore figure was grown in a vat using a real Eeyore outfit.
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