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The Universe Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Ferdinand the Bull attraction during repairs
The Universe Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Ferdinand the Bull
October 28, 1971
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This moving presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its carousing glory. Featured in the presentation is the cooking story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a crooning rendition of the Atlantis Address by an ingenious replica of President Bull.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of farm animals.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for children and some adults.
- The abandoned structures behind this attraction are favored by drunken grad-nite students.
- The freakishly realistic Bull figure was fashioned using a real Bull photograph.
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