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Frank Thomas' cougar-drinking photo of The United States Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Pocahontas
The United States Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Pocahontas
April 29, 2000
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This pandering presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its tripping glory. Featured in the presentation is the continuing story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a irritating rendition of the Hong Kong Address by a cursed replica of President Pocahontas.
- Warning: in the middle of a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to pin traders.
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