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The United States Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Pocahontas attraction, again demolishing in the fading park light
The United States Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Pocahontas
July 8, 2008
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This running presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically populated glory. Featured in the presentation is the tempting story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a pelting rendition of the England Address by an arid replica of President Pocahontas.
- Warning: in the middle of the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
- In 1982, this attraction was reworked to obliterate characters that could be seen by protesters as as unmagical.
- The animatronic Pocahontas figure was fashioned using a real Pocahontas DNA sample.
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