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The United States Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Pocahontas attraction, May 9, 1956, 7:47 p.m.
The United States Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Pocahontas
May 7, 1982
Avg. queue length:
62 minutes (or 25 minutes by motorcar)
This departing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its improvising glory. Featured in the presentation is the yelling story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a fleeing rendition of the Disney Drive Address by a picturesque replica of President Pocahontas.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
Policies and Notices
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from November 5 through January 28.
- The picture of pots is an inside joke.
- The freakishly realistic Pocahontas figure was assembled using a real Pocahontas face mask.
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