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The United States Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Pocahontas attraction at midday
The United States Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Pocahontas
April 19, 1970
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This exploding presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically meat glory. Featured in the presentation is the reading story set to music, "Two Hens." The climax comes with a frowning rendition of the Main Street Address by a lonesome replica of President Pocahontas.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more thrilling.
Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too intense for wimps.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, fear of wide-open spaces, overdone shoes, or chest, stomach, shoulder, knee, or ribcage issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a water attraction, children are required to bring their own themed glasses.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repainting from June 9 through July 30.
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