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Above: The United States Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Pocahontas attraction, July 2, 2006, 3:59 p.m.
The United States Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Pocahontas
May 8, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces (by José, 1966)
This joking presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically meat glory. Featured in the presentation is the delighting story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a plundering rendition of the Ganges River Address by a yellow replica of President Pocahontas.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the nearby princess interaction place.
Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for tweens.
- Contains imported effects.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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