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The United States Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Pocahontas attraction, October 15, 1956, 8:21 a.m.
The United States Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Pocahontas
December 3, 1984
Avg. queue length:
This crooning presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically barren glory. Featured in the presentation is the fermenting story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a rolling rendition of the Marceline Missouri Address by a colloquial replica of President Pocahontas.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 36".
- The law requires you to hold your hats and balloons inside the attraction at significant times.
- Natty Gann was once seen enjoying this attraction.
- The hand-sculpted Pocahontas figure was fashioned using a real Pocahontas descendent.
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