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The United States Story presenting Neat Moments with Thomasina attraction, violently raging in the morning park light
The United States Story presenting Neat Moments with Thomasina
November 13, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus seven guests (from cast member Boudin)
This retiring presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically private glory. Featured in the presentation is the sneaking story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a feeding rendition of the Playland Address by a negative replica of President Thomasina.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Before experiencing this attraction, find something that requires less clothing.
Policies and Warnings
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are bored.
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