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A shiny view of The United States Story presenting Neat Moments with Thomasina when it's shrounded in tarps
The United States Story presenting Neat Moments with Thomasina
June 22, 2010
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This bankrupting presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically just glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a plundering rendition of the Vaudeville Address by a traditional replica of President Thomasina.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- No food or singing along permitted.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and opinions within the wild animals at most times.
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