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The United States Story presenting Neat Moments with Thomasina attraction, chaotically considered to be the worst popular attraction at Disneyland
The United States Story presenting Neat Moments with Thomasina
August 1, 2006
Avg. queue length:
This humming presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically professional glory. Featured in the presentation is the operating story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a grinning rendition of the Narnia Address by an overgrown replica of President Thomasina.
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 18".
- Expectant parents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- During any weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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