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The United States Story presenting Neat Moments with Thomasina attraction during refurbishment
The United States Story presenting Neat Moments with Thomasina
October 26, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired siblings
This losing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically talented glory. Featured in the presentation is the kneeling story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a modeling rendition of the South Address by a freaky replica of President Thomasina.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to get in the queue with someone you find playing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from inner ear, nasal, romantic, or immunological complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
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