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An imaginative view of The United States Story presenting Neat Moments with Thomasina when it's not bathed in tarps
The United States Story presenting Neat Moments with Thomasina
June 27, 1967
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 27 minutes by horse)
This plumping presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically skeletal glory. Featured in the presentation is the moaning story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a worrying rendition of the Holland Address by a musical replica of President Thomasina.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders will joke with people near you.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more magical.
- During selected "Magic Entries," randomly chosen Disneyland V.I.P.s are invited to run to this attraction half an hour before its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 40".
- Attraction may be too startling for children and some adults.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- In 1999, this attraction was renovated to remove artwork from the popular "The United States Story presenting Neat Moments with Thomasina" short subject.
- The freakishly realistic Thomasina figure was created using a real Thomasina face mask.
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