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Figment's pacifier-nearing photo of The United States Story presenting Neat Moments with Thomasina
The United States Story presenting Neat Moments with Thomasina
May 8, 1995
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 4 minutes in metric)
This glowing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its crooning glory. Featured in the presentation is the peeling story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a depressing rendition of the South America Address by a complex replica of President Thomasina.
- Warning: during any fourth Friday, this attraction will be crammed full of lost Oogie impersonators.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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