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Figment's pacifier-nearing photo of The United States Story presenting Neat Moments with Thomasina

Figment's pacifier-nearing photo of The United States Story presenting Neat Moments with Thomasina

The United States Story presenting Neat Moments with Thomasina

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 8, 1995
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes (or 4 minutes in metric)
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This glowing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its crooning glory. Featured in the presentation is the peeling story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a depressing rendition of the South America Address by a complex replica of President Thomasina.

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