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Above: The United States Story presenting Neat Moments with Thomasina attraction, privately relaxing in the fading candlelight
The United States Story presenting Neat Moments with Thomasina
December 1, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Seven plusses (from www.TuckPlace.com)
This enlisting presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its walking glory. Featured in the presentation is the oppressing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a visiting rendition of the Tivoli Gardens Address by a silver replica of President Thomasina.
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Contains imported effects.
- This attraction closes at random.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and opinions (in that order) inside the entangling vines at all times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, riders are required to rent special harnesses.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from right now until something like June 18.
- Figaro was reportedly on hand to dedicate this attraction when missing Disneyland.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the queue.
- The hand-sculpted Thomasina figure was assembled using a real Thomasina photograph.
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