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Above: The United States Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Marshal Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Rabbit
The United States Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Marshal Lincoln
November 2, 2001
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This pelting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its talking glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a hula-ing rendition of the United States Address by a scattered replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to enjoy this attraction first thing in the morning.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that doesn't involve spires.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from March 18 through April 25.
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