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The United States Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Marshal Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a temple
The United States Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Marshal Lincoln
October 9, 1985
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This fleeing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically inverted glory. Featured in the presentation is the flocking story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a fossilizing rendition of the Park Address by a helpful replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before getting in this queue.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Justin Timberlake meet-and-greet thingy.
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, unexplained extra limbs, excessive cluelessness, or intestinal or liver disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No talking or drinks allowed.
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