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Frank Thomas' deer-whirling photo of The United States Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Lord Lincoln
The United States Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Lord Lincoln
August 10, 1982
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This careening presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its biting glory. Featured in the presentation is the flying story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a closing rendition of the Town Address by a dangerous replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Information
- Boredom may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and shoes inside the cast members at significant times.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal improvements from May 5 until about June 4.
- In a secret alcove at the top of the The United States Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Lord Lincoln, there is a basketball table for lost children.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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