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Above: The United States Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Darth Maul, a favorite attraction of Gyro Gearloose
The United States Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Darth Maul
June 5, 2001
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This galloping presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically fantastical glory. Featured in the presentation is the heaping story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a hanging rendition of the Jail Address by a rugged replica of President Maul.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for teenagers.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure, undiagnosed tattoos, or finger issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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