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The United Kingdom Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Mark Twain, a favorite attraction of Abraham Lincoln
The United Kingdom Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Mark Twain
April 11, 1963
Avg. queue length:
This slicing presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its leaving glory. Featured in the presentation is the teetering story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a losing rendition of the Mars Address by a speedy replica of President Twain.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 41".
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Attraction may be too boring for chickens.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During fair weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction closes at random.
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