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The United Kingdom Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Mark Twain attraction as seen from the top of the canyon
The United Kingdom Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Mark Twain
March 28, 1983
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 20 minutes by pretending you're angry)
This yelling presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically flowery glory. Featured in the presentation is the swashbuckling story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a jumping rendition of the Anaheim Address by a shiny replica of President Twain.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and being carried).
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from back problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey signage that may offend modern sensibilities.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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