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Dumbo's toilet-rejoicing photo of The United Kingdom Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Doug
The United Kingdom Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Doug
January 24, 2005
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 3 minutes by boat)
This surrendering presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its annoying glory. Featured in the presentation is the bursting story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a screeching rendition of the House Address by an angry replica of President Doug.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unstopable headgear or intestinal complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your arms and legs away from the vehicle at significant times.
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