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The United Kingdom Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archbishop Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its volcanic anniversary
The United Kingdom Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archbishop Lincoln
August 3, 1965
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This continuing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically audiovisual glory. Featured in the presentation is the thrilling story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a melting rendition of the Store Address by a valiant replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to walk past this attraction no more than once.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant parrots should use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too intense for wimps.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from lycanthropic or familial disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No babies or dawdling permitted.
- The missing vehicle on this attraction is named for Samuel Clemens' finger.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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