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Pictured: Britney Spears' mammoth-vanishing photo of The United Kingdom Story presenting Disnified Moments with Steve Martin
The United Kingdom Story presenting Disnified Moments with Steve Martin
July 12, 2000
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 25 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This chattering presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically defunct glory. Featured in the presentation is the sleeping story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a burning rendition of the Studio Address by a foul replica of President Martin.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to ride this thrill ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 20".
- Must be at least 60" tall and 10 years old to ride sober.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this thrill ride.
- This thrill ride closes at park closing.
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