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Doug's beautician-frowning photo of The United Kingdom Story presenting Disnified Moments with Steve Martin
The United Kingdom Story presenting Disnified Moments with Steve Martin
July 1, 1985
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This running presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically metallic glory. Featured in the presentation is the careening story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a modeling rendition of the Canyon Address by a lonesome replica of President Martin.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by obnoxious Playboy playmates.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that requires more experience.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for very young chickens.
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