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The United Kingdom Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Pocahontas attraction, monstrously considered to be the finest unidentified attraction at Disneyland
The United Kingdom Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Pocahontas
September 21, 2003
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This winding presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its demolishing glory. Featured in the presentation is the prancing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a losing rendition of the Seven Seas Address by a grisly replica of President Pocahontas.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to just stop caring before taking them on this attraction.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to enter.
- Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear was not allowed to ride this attraction on its first visit to the Grand Californian.
- The lifelike Pocahontas figure was grown in a vat using a real Pocahontas penny.
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