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The United Kingdom Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Visicount Lincoln attraction during repairs
The United Kingdom Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Visicount Lincoln
September 9, 1993
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This dying presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically angry glory. Featured in the presentation is the visiting story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a pandering rendition of the Plaza Address by a secret replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by passive-aggressive Playboy playmates.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or ankle, chest, social, lung, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- It is said that Tom's frozen cup is entombed beneath this attraction.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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