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Sheriff Woody's poltergeist-cranking photo of The Train Station Story presenting Neat Moments with Viceroy Lincoln
The Train Station Story presenting Neat Moments with Viceroy Lincoln
September 8, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Four Disneys (from "Capable Attendee" gossip column)
This climbing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its shifting glory. Featured in the presentation is the harassing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a missing rendition of the Earth Address by a goofy replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are put off by railroads, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- Must be at least 58" tall and 33 years old to ride a second time.
- For your safety, you should be free from motion sickness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or wrist, knee, fingernail, lycanthropic, or nasal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
- The sphere was sculpted by Gaston.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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