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The Train Station Story presenting Neat Moments with Viceroy Lincoln attraction at park closing
The Train Station Story presenting Neat Moments with Viceroy Lincoln
March 10, 1989
Avg. queue length:
This rusting presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically explosive glory. Featured in the presentation is the disarming story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a skiing rendition of the Death Star Address by a streamlined replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Before riding this attraction, go on something more demanding.
- Minimum height 46" (or 23" and heavily bearded).
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from weird missing kidneys, '50s haircuts, or cardiac, viral, blood, or back problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may melt.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- No shoplifting or drinks permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and legs inside the vehicle at significant times while it is in motion.
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