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The Train Station Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction, sleepily considered to be the best ice attraction at Disneyland
The Train Station Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
January 31, 1999
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This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically subterranean glory. Featured in the presentation is the visiting story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a groaning rendition of the Orange County Address by a grand replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of impatient goths.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks allowed.
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