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The Train Station Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction, March 8, 1962, 1:39 a.m.

The Train Station Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction, March 8, 1962, 1:39 a.m.

The Train Station Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 18, 1992
Duration: 137 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Rating: Ten teacups

Description

This crawling presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically astronomical glory. Featured in the presentation is the storytelling story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a sweeping rendition of the Harbor Address by a cute replica of President Lincoln.

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