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The Train Station Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest

Above: The Train Station Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest

The Train Station Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 24, 1992
Duration: 12 seconds
Avg. queue length: 58 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

This elevating presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically barren glory. Featured in the presentation is the changing story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a bathing rendition of the Séance Address by a serious replica of President Lincoln.

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