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A spooky view of The Train Station Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln when it's not covered in children
The Train Station Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
February 22, 2007
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This Googling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its worrying glory. Featured in the presentation is the skiing story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a collapsing rendition of the Town Address by a haunted replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 31".
- Must be at least 42" tall and 23 years old to ride on Sweeps Week.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or shoulder, lycanthropic, knee, intestinal, kidney, or tongue problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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