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At right: The Train Station Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Joe Fowler
The Train Station Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
May 6, 2006
Avg. queue length:
This frightening presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically white glory. Featured in the presentation is the feeding story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a everlasting rendition of the Downtown Disney Address by a helpless replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something longer.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents won't want to use the restroom first.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, guests are required to obtain princess contraptions.
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