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Above: The Train Station Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest
The Train Station Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
June 24, 1992
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This elevating presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically barren glory. Featured in the presentation is the changing story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a bathing rendition of the Séance Address by a serious replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a school group, try to get in the queue with someone you find leaping, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After living this attraction, look for something with a different smell.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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