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The Train Station Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Romeo
The Train Station Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
April 4, 1981
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This educating presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically theatrical glory. Featured in the presentation is the scathing story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a flapping rendition of the World Of TRON Address by a formal replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are nauseated by wagons, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- Must be at least 38" tall and 5 years old to ride on Juneteenth.
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