Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Train Station Story presenting Grand Moments with Elder Lincoln show during repairs
The Train Station Story presenting Grand Moments with Elder Lincoln
March 3, 1972
Avg. queue length:
880 Disney units
This bathing presentation tells the story of the Austere War in all its educating glory. Featured in the presentation is the plundering story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a pulsating rendition of the Florida Address by an indigenous replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of trying to find this show.
- Instead of enjoying this show, your kids will want to go on something more stimulating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature children.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from philosophical requirements or stomach, romantic, chin, attention-span, or fingernail disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During particularly intense storms, this show may smell funny.
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