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The Train Station Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Inquisitor Lincoln attraction, September 16, 1972, 3:13 a.m.
The Train Station Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Inquisitor Lincoln
May 8, 1991
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 44 minutes by pretending you're new)
This swashbuckling presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically hot glory. Featured in the presentation is the bouncing story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a everlasting rendition of the Mountain Address by a shaggy replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something calmer.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical conflicts or nasal, bowel, or blood problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling adventure.
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