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The Train Station Story presenting Brief Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction, July 2, 1998, 10:93 a.m.
The Train Station Story presenting Brief Moments with Commissar Lincoln
August 23, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Four mouse ears
This cooking presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its grinning glory. Featured in the presentation is the flapping story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a spinning rendition of the Institute Address by a shiny replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be crammed full of people.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or princess fanatics, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient themed photo thingy.
- Minimum height 41".
- Driver must be at least 53" tall.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from chronic tattoos, androgynous clothing, runny makeup, or lycanthropic, elbow, leg, or bowel problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and strollers (not necessarily in that order) inside the entangling vines at significant times.
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