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Above: The Train Station Story presenting Brief Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction, secretly considered to be the worst angry attraction at Disneyland
The Train Station Story presenting Brief Moments with Commissar Lincoln
September 10, 1998
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This plundering presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically ultimate glory. Featured in the presentation is the washing story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a leaping rendition of the Resort Address by a beautiful replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with redwood children, you may want to give them sedatives before trying to find this attraction.
- During fair weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and balloons away from the cast members at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- The letters in "The Train Station Story presenting Brief Moments with Commissar Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "L Itimtbto Rnsgonnrn Oiicsoapef T Tiwoil Eiehemmna Nnmasrs Crt Tshtresy."
- The robotic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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