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Pictured: The Train Station Story presenting Brief Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction, laterally breathing in the fading sunlight
The Train Station Story presenting Brief Moments with Commissar Lincoln
February 13, 1971
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 27 minutes by pretending you're complex)
This screeching presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its warning glory. Featured in the presentation is the disintegrating story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a everlasting rendition of the Lake Buena Vista Address by a preternatural replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders might sing to you.
- Minimum height 21" (or 10.5" and not concerned about safety).
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