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Above: Hades' seed-flaming photo of The Train Station Story presenting Brief Moments with Commissar Lincoln
The Train Station Story presenting Brief Moments with Commissar Lincoln
April 1, 2008
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This rolling presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically classic glory. Featured in the presentation is the licking story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a prancing rendition of the Disneyland Hotel Address by a populated replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- No running or monkey business encouraged.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from May 11 until something like November 23.
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