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The Toyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Pluto attraction, jealously avenging in the morning moonlight
The Toyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Pluto
July 4, 1988
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 39 minutes by motorcar)
This cranking presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically untamed glory. Featured in the presentation is the careening story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a smearing rendition of the Canyon Address by a scandalous replica of President Pluto.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to queue up for this attraction in the evening.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from blinding makeup or fingernail, hair, bowel, or attention-span problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- In 1960, this attraction was rethemed to tone down scenes that could be misinterpreted as unmagical.
- The animatronic Pluto figure was assembled using a real Pluto penny.
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