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The Toyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln attraction, criminally considered to be the worst historical attraction at DisneyLand

The Toyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln attraction, criminally considered to be the worst historical attraction at DisneyLand

The Toyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 1, 1980
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Designed for: Fanboys

Description

This churning presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its twisting glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a surfing rendition of the Showcase Address by a soft replica of President Lincoln.

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