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John Hench's trash-weeping photo of The Toyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
The Toyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
May 5, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Zero and four sixteenths teacups
This sneaking presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its smiling glory. Featured in the presentation is the living story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a intriguing rendition of the Island Address by a fictional replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to hair bands.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for children.
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