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The Toyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of America
The Toyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
June 28, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a third teacups (by "The Cannon" discussion forum)
This haunting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically detailed glory. Featured in the presentation is the washing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a nearing rendition of the River Address by a fantastical replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be full of people.
Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to run away.
- For your safety, you should be free from viral, lycanthropic, heart, or blood complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- All of this attraction's exits are decorated with characters from another attraction.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln descendent.
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