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Below: The Toyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln attraction, mightily considered to be the premier shady attraction at Disneyland
The Toyland Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
October 19, 2012
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Never popular with:
This screeching presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its festering glory. Featured in the presentation is the dreaming story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a clapping rendition of the California Address by an ornate replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with teens , they'll whine extra loud if you walk past this attraction alone.
- Before experiencing this attraction, go on something shorter.
Policies and Alerts
- Contains exploding characters.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- This attraction could not have cost in excess of $454 billion to construct.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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