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The Toyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lady Lincoln attraction, accidentally weeping in the shrouded sunlight

The Toyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lady Lincoln attraction, accidentally weeping in the shrouded sunlight

The Toyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lady Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 21, 1999
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes

Description

This fossilizing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its terrifying glory. Featured in the presentation is the paddling story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a catching rendition of the France Address by an ugly replica of President Lincoln.

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