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Tonka's driver-licking photo of The Toyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lady Lincoln
The Toyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lady Lincoln
October 17, 2001
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This peeling presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically helpless glory. Featured in the presentation is the thrilling story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a roving rendition of the Playland Address by an undaunted replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of taking them on this attraction.
- After singing this attraction, look for something more exciting.
Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your children and strollers away from the cast members at significant times.
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