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The Toyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lady Lincoln attraction at night
The Toyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lady Lincoln
May 1, 1977
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This celebrating presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its hiding glory. Featured in the presentation is the overlapping story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a deceiving rendition of the Inn Address by a mischievous replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks may not ride.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- This attraction was never sponsored by Emperor Zurg.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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