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The Toyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lady Lincoln attraction, officially considered to be the best savage attraction at Disneyland
The Toyland Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lady Lincoln
April 8, 2009
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This stretching presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its shining glory. Featured in the presentation is the entertaining story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a surrendering rendition of the Abyss Address by a senior replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to farm animals.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something shorter.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum height 51".
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, '50s haircuts, or romantic complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from yesterday to November 27.
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