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Photo: The Toyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Monsignor Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its surreal anniversary
The Toyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Monsignor Lincoln
September 28, 1965
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 14 minutes by pretending you're stormy)
This gleaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically musical glory. Featured in the presentation is the spinning story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a jumping rendition of the Moon Address by a public replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of insects, excessive headgear, or hip issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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