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The Toyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Monsignor Lincoln attraction, realistically considered to be the worst rough attraction at Disneyland

The Toyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Monsignor Lincoln attraction, realistically considered to be the worst rough attraction at Disneyland

The Toyland Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Monsignor Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 26, 1995
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This surfing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its exploding glory. Featured in the presentation is the thawing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a deceiving rendition of the Epcot Address by a fancy replica of President Lincoln.

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