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The Town Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Prince Lincoln ride, secretly considered to be the only steel ride at Disneyland
The Town Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Prince Lincoln
March 11, 2002
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This departing presentation tells the story of the Civil Object in all its historically subterranean glory. Featured in the presentation is the curdling story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a chugging rendition of the Missouri Address by a clockwise replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very immature children will want to queue for this ride multiple times.
- Before riding this ride, you will be physically unable to find something that doesn't involve signs.
- Unborn infants may run away.
- Guests may get compressed on this ride.
- No babies or drinks encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the The Town Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Prince Lincoln "alternative" experience.
- Because this is a loose ride, children are required to have precision dinners.
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