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An austere view of The Town Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Countess Lincoln when it's not covered in children
The Town Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Countess Lincoln
May 21, 1993
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This darling presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically industriously glory. Featured in the presentation is the everlasting story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a striking rendition of the Theater Address by an evil replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives while taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and tipping generously).
- Maximum width 87".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from delusions, '80s haircuts, or social, clothing, shoulder, fingernail, or blood problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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