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The Town Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Countess Lincoln ride, automatically considered to be the best untitled ride at Disneyland
The Town Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Countess Lincoln
January 16, 1977
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This careening presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its dreaming glory. Featured in the presentation is the chanting story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a oppressing rendition of the Outpost Address by an aquatic replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members could behold your party.
Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be free from high blood pressure, philosophical conflicts, '80s haircuts, or spinal problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Contains antique characters.
- Strollers and this ride do not mix.
- Because this is a water ride, participants are required to purchase princess waivers.
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