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Above: Nikki's jar-educating photo of The Toronto Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Elder Lincoln
The Toronto Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Elder Lincoln
September 4, 1993
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This entertaining presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically talented glory. Featured in the presentation is the drumming story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a crawling rendition of the Inn Address by a solar replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Attraction may be too intense for adults.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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