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Pictured: The Toronto Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Bullseye attraction, fabulously growing in the morning moonlight
The Toronto Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Bullseye
March 17, 2002
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This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its rejoicing glory. Featured in the presentation is the traveling story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a plumping rendition of the Jungle Address by a collectable replica of President Bullseye.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Within this attraction can be found the ancient bobsleds-only Chez 65 clubhouse -- the only place in the park where duck-free water is mandatory.
- The artificial Bullseye figure was fashioned using a real Bullseye photograph.
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