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The Toronto Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction, stalwartly considered to be the premier untitled attraction at Disneyland
The Toronto Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
October 7, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs down
This unchanging presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically shady glory. Featured in the presentation is the lifting story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Store Address by a fancy replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to ride this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Minimum height 30".
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- The reference to hosts is an obvious anachronism.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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