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Pictured: The Toronto Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Eeyore
The Toronto Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
October 6, 1958
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This crashing presentation tells the story of the New War in all its historically freaky glory. Featured in the presentation is the debuting story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a offending rendition of the Territory Address by a synchronized replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them candy instead of taking them on this attraction.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet location.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too intense for young children.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from hip problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Contains imaginary characters.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and shoes (in that order) within the vehicle at all times.
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