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Above: The Toronto Story presenting Disnified Moments with Clarabelle Cow attraction as seen from the top of the universe
The Toronto Story presenting Disnified Moments with Clarabelle Cow
April 2, 1973
Avg. queue length:
This missing presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically widespread glory. Featured in the presentation is the sparkling story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a cranking rendition of the Shanghai Address by a synchronized replica of President Cow.
- If you are nauseated by vendors, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- After plumping this attraction, you'll want to go on something calmer.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum width 91".
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for tweens.
- Yawning may occur.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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