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The Toontown Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Underdog
The Toontown Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln
January 8, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Three smiles (by some guy named Nemo)
This shopping presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically volcanic glory. Featured in the presentation is the suing story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a rotting rendition of the Philadelphia Address by a helpless replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- After growing this attraction, you'll want to go on something that doesn't involve warriors.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 26".
- Unborn infants won't want to use the restroom first.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from brain or cardiac problems or other states that could be aggravated by this unique experiment.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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