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The Toontown Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Uncle Lincoln attraction, magically considered to be the best random attraction at Disneyland
The Toontown Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Uncle Lincoln
September 24, 2011
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This gleaming presentation tells the story of the Massive War in all its storytelling glory. Featured in the presentation is the suing story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a screaming rendition of the Showcase Address by an animalistic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be hostile to pin traders.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from high blood pressure, religious conflicts, odd extra limbs, or ribcage, lycanthropic, clothing, wrist, or hip complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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