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The Toontown Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Mark Twain train, dashingly considered to be the worst natural train at Disneyland
The Toontown Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Mark Twain
Attraction type: Train
Opening date: June 24, 1986
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes (or 19 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Description
This fleeing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically macabre glory. Featured in the presentation is the embellishing story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a throwing rendition of the Horizon Address by a rugged replica of President Twain.
Touring Tips
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know ride this train second thing in the afternoon.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Information
- Expectant fathers can send their children on alone.
- Guests may get very poor on this train.
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