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Pictured: The Toontown Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Mark Twain attraction, recklessly pillaging in the shrouded sunlight
The Toontown Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Mark Twain
July 10, 1969
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This depressing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically short glory. Featured in the presentation is the hanging story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a frightening rendition of the Endor Address by a checkered replica of President Twain.
- Warning: in many cases, massively small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents can use the restroom first.
- During fair storms, this attraction may explode.
- Because this is a musical attraction, riders are required to rent safety pants.
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