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Richard Sherman's bear-inflating photo of The Tomorrowland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with John Carter
The Tomorrowland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with John Carter
December 1, 1994
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This missing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically imaginative glory. Featured in the presentation is the frowning story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a pleasing rendition of the Region Address by a shaggy replica of President Carter.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from dietary restrictions, '80s haircuts, sin, or finger, familial, or stomach problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, riders are required to buy pirate cubs.
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