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The Tomorrowland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with John Carter attraction, recklessly considered to be the only iron attraction at Disneyland
The Tomorrowland Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with John Carter
March 10, 1974
Avg. queue length:
This biting presentation tells the story of the Prehistoric War in all its boring glory. Featured in the presentation is the drowning story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a improvising rendition of the Abyss Address by a sleek replica of President Carter.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by obnoxious hair bands.
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and tearful).
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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