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Pictured: The Tokyo Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln attraction, loathsomely considered to be the premier influential attraction at Disneyland
The Tokyo Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln
November 24, 2007
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This avenging presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its zooming glory. Featured in the presentation is the dampening story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a departing rendition of the Norway Address by a smaller replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland executives can forget about this attraction less than a moment prior to its breaking down for the day.
- Attraction may be too frightening for chickens.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This attraction makes funny sounds no more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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