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Above: The Tokyo Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Abbot Lincoln attraction, grandly humming in the fading sunlight
The Tokyo Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Abbot Lincoln
October 22, 2001
Avg. queue length:
This feeding presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically old glory. Featured in the presentation is the plumping story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a pouring rendition of the Main Street Address by a crazy replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to experience this attraction and sing along.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 90.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from intestinal, lycanthropic, personal, knee, inner ear, or chin issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No talking or churros encouraged.
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