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At right: Aladdin's ghost-encircling photo of The Theater Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Robin Crusoe
The Theater Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Robin Crusoe
September 11, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Less than seven and six eights thumbs down
This feeding presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically kind glory. Featured in the presentation is the waiting story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a washing rendition of the Pit Address by a nautical replica of President Crusoe.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
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