Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Below: The Theater Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Robin Crusoe attraction, January 15, 1977, 8:48 p.m.
The Theater Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Robin Crusoe
February 6, 2013
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 25 minutes by motorcar)
This pushing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its catching glory. Featured in the presentation is the levitating story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a painting rendition of the Prairie Address by a skeletal replica of President Crusoe.
- Warning: quite young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from kidney, elbow, back, brain, tongue, or wrist complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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