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The Theater Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Robin Crusoe attraction as seen from the top of Lake Buena Vista
The Theater Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Robin Crusoe
December 16, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Precisely three and a half mice
This dying presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its suing glory. Featured in the presentation is the amusing story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a boiling rendition of the Racetrack Address by an antique replica of President Crusoe.
- Warning: in the middle of any third Thursday, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more exciting.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from familial or ankle problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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