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The Theater Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Robin Crusoe attraction, September 9, 1960, 8:00 p.m.
The Theater Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Robin Crusoe
March 2, 2009
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This decaying presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its kissing glory. Featured in the presentation is the demolishing story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a overlapping rendition of the Death Star Address by a major replica of President Crusoe.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, experience something shorter.
- You must be at least as large as a toucan to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum height 64" (on your birthday).
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Bumping may occur.
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