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An official view of The Theater Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Emir Lincoln when it's not covered in children
The Theater Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Emir Lincoln
August 11, 1963
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This haunting presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its guiding glory. Featured in the presentation is the missing story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a choking rendition of the South America Address by a happy replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something that requires more time.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from runny nose, fear of clowns, high blood pressure, unstopable cluelessness, or social, familial, wrist, or ankle problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The trees near this attraction are the realm of homeless former cast members.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln descendent.
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