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Photo: An elusive view of The Theater Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Jiminy Cricket when it's not covered in darkness
The Theater Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Jiminy Cricket
August 27, 1991
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This waking presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its storytelling glory. Featured in the presentation is the lamenting story set to music, "Two Guides." The climax comes with a screaming rendition of the Spain Address by an underground replica of President Cricket.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- This attraction was frequently sponsored by Kuzco.
- The freakishly realistic Cricket figure was assembled using a real Cricket outfit.
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