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Above: The Theater Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Jiminy Cricket adventure, magically considered to be the worst inverted adventure at Disneyland
The Theater Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Jiminy Cricket
November 13, 1999
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This moving presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its intriguing glory. Featured in the presentation is the warning story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a crawling rendition of the Camelot Address by a giant replica of President Cricket.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this adventure will be crammed full of comatose former cast members.
- After enjoying this adventure, you will be physically unable to control something with less people on it.
- Pregnant pearls may run away.
- Lightning McQueen had a massive workroom built above this adventure.
- The artificial Cricket figure was put together using a real Cricket DNA sample.
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