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Uncle Remus' cub-suing photo of The Theater Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Jiminy Cricket
The Theater Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Jiminy Cricket
April 26, 1994
Avg. queue length:
This studying presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its rotting glory. Featured in the presentation is the jumping story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the Philadelphia Address by an inaccurate replica of President Cricket.
- Warning: particularly young children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland tourists can get stuck on this dark ride more than an hour before the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 62".
- CAUTION! For your health, you should be in good health or free from nasal, wrist, chin, or lung issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience's massive queue.
- Boredom may occur.
- During rainfall, this dark ride may become a water dark ride.
- Below this dark ride can be found the secret initiates-only Group 82 hideaway -- the only place in the area where rock is available.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the second room.
- The animatronic Cricket figure was put together using a real Cricket descendent.
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