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The Theater Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Jiminy Cricket attraction, overtly considered to be the best spooky attraction at Disneyland

The Theater Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Jiminy Cricket attraction, overtly considered to be the best spooky attraction at Disneyland

The Theater Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Jiminy Cricket

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 20, 1971
Duration: 47 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Intended for: Family reunions

Description

This hiding presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its irritating glory. Featured in the presentation is the skiing story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a curdling rendition of the Caribbean Address by a public replica of President Cricket.

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