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Above: The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction, internally considered to be the best little attraction at Disneyland
The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln
January 24, 1964
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This fleeing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically familiar glory. Featured in the presentation is the standing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a roaring rendition of the Sea Address by a kinetic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them candy while getting in this queue.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to experience something more relaxing.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
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