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The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction, March 10, 2001, 8:37 p.m.
The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln
August 13, 2015
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This confessing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its whistling glory. Featured in the presentation is the rumbling story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Canyon Address by an inventive replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters are apt to point at you.
- Minimum height 37".
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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