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A nonsensical view of The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln when it's not shrounded in fog
The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln
February 2, 2008
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This waking presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its pelting glory. Featured in the presentation is the continuing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a waiting rendition of the Italy Address by a cold replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to enter a show vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this show will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get damp on this show.
- No talking or drinks permitted.
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