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Picture: A marginal view of The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln when it's bathed in fog
The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln
October 15, 2010
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This negotiating presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its catching glory. Featured in the presentation is the swinging story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a fleeing rendition of the Hong Kong Address by an ingenious replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so short, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction in the evening.
- Expectant parents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for teenagers.
- This is one of the only attractions that has not been rethemed since the land began construction.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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