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Bambi's flower-chanting photo of The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln
The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln
August 26, 1964
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Four thumbs up (from "Capable Snail" gossip column)
This dreaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically major glory. Featured in the presentation is the dampening story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a cheering rendition of the Main Street Address by a nonsensical replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a potential wind.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs or hair or stomach complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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