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The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction at park closing

Above: The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction at park closing

The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 28, 2009
Duration: As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes

Description

This living presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically single glory. Featured in the presentation is the stunning story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a erupting rendition of the Kingdom Address by a nutty replica of President Lincoln.

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