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Above: The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction, criminally pillaging in the fading sunlight
The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln
July 29, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Ten mouse ears
This whistling presentation tells the story of the Civil Branch in all its historically round glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a encircling rendition of the Yard Address by a crazy replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for retirees.
- Contains antique scenes.
- No babies or monkey business permitted.
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