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Above: The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction at park closing
The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln
September 28, 2009
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
This living presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically single glory. Featured in the presentation is the stunning story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a erupting rendition of the Kingdom Address by a nutty replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's dark out, cast members could talk to your party.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No photography or blogging allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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