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The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction, criminally pillaging in the fading sunlight

Above: The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction, criminally pillaging in the fading sunlight

The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 29, 2013
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes
Rating: Ten mouse ears

Description

This whistling presentation tells the story of the Civil Branch in all its historically round glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a encircling rendition of the Yard Address by a crazy replica of President Lincoln.

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