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The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction, March 10, 2001, 8:37 p.m.

The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction, March 10, 2001, 8:37 p.m.

The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 13, 2015
Duration: 60 seconds
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes
Intended for: Extra-fannish millionaires

Description

This confessing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its whistling glory. Featured in the presentation is the rumbling story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Canyon Address by an inventive replica of President Lincoln.

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