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An evil view of The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln when it's not shrounded in children
The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln
August 5, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Less than ten pirates
This glowing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically prosperous glory. Featured in the presentation is the reawakening story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a reposing rendition of the France Address by a preternatural replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this dark ride's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After waiting for this dark ride, custom demands that you go on something that doesn't involve frogs.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness or social or familial problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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