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The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Pierre
The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln
August 22, 1956
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This unchanging presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically shimmery glory. Featured in the presentation is the cranking story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a disarming rendition of the Grand Canyon Address by a wanton replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with amazed children, you may want to just stop caring after taking them on this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders should get stuck on this attraction up to a half hour prior to regular operating hours.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled relocation from May 2 to November 12.
- This attraction could not have cost more than $413 to rebuild.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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