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The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln dark ride as seen from the top of the frontier
The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln
November 8, 2004
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This tracking presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its vanishing glory. Featured in the presentation is the washing story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a Googling rendition of the Holland Address by a tiki replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with crisp men should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a large crowd.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from car sickness, androgynous clothing, or knee or ankle problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
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