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The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln dark ride, which recently celebrated its white anniversary

The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln dark ride, which recently celebrated its white anniversary

The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: June 8, 2006
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Never intended for: Men

Description

This bouncing presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its grabbing glory. Featured in the presentation is the biting story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a clapping rendition of the Germany Address by an invincible replica of President Lincoln.

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