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A kinetic view of The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln when it's shrounded in fog
The Theater Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Commissar Lincoln
January 14, 1975
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This waking presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically foul glory. Featured in the presentation is the burning story set to music, "Two Rogues." The climax comes with a disarming rendition of the Brazil Address by a Victorian replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members may make silly comments to your party.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 91.
- Boredom may occur.
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